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[lordmacintoshii]

I see. Ru still on aim? I haven't been on in awhile even though I'm free lately.

I'm kinda tired right now. I don't like being tired

[クロエンジェル]

Yeah, I'm still on AIM. =)

Slowly but surely reversing my sleeping schedule. Going well so far. Woke up at 4AM rather than 7PM. >>;

[Phawnz]

Sleep is mind-boggling to me. If you don’t sleep, you can’t function. If you do sleep for the right amount of time, you can function. However the right amount of sleep varies from time to time.
I’ve not found a pattern to why this is either. It’s not like I always need to sleep more when I’m exhausted. Sometimes I’ve just spent the day doing nothing but sit on my ass, yet both my mind and body demand sleep the day after like pathetic junkies. They’ll go apathetic otherwise.
Body: Don’t plan on keeping me in shape over the summer are you? Well screw you, I will not put up with this nonsense. You’ll not get my assistance until you stop eating those god-awful snacks from the gas station and you start jogging again. 11 hours of sleep in punishment.
Mind: kutabare. I will not let you rant about religion and make jokes about the joke-able until you start using your brain again. 11 hours of sleep suits you well.
Mind you, if you do not change this behavior of yours soon, I will let you see hell, I will let you see hallucinations. Hallucinations I tell you!
I’d set up a link between you and god, he’d then demand you to preach about the things he tells you, like he always do. However, the things he’d talk about would not be the usual stuff he has been going on about with other people for centuries. No, no, no, first and foremost it’d be about computers and the internet. He’d want you to forward the message to the commoner that virtual reality and virtual life is not allowed, especially The Sims series. He’d say that it is only him that is allowed the power of creating life and ruling over it.

[クロエンジェル]

Phawnz, where the hell do you come up with this shit? I can't stop laughing. xD

[Phawnz]

Well it's hard to explain. If I tried to explain you'd think I was insane. And then I'd not be able to be sarcastic anymore because you wouldn't take anything I said seriously.

[lordmacintoshii]

Dunno what happened since yesterday but I can't turn my head. I locked my neck or twisted it somehow. It's kind a of weird because it hurts to move my head from side to side. It feels like there is a knot somewhere near my neck

[g6qwerty]

Hmm got to figure out how to plug the hole where a oil pressure switch goes since i broke where it goes.

[クロエンジェル]

@lordmacii: you got a crick on your neck? that...doesnt sound good. =/

[Phawnz]

I remember one morning when I woke up with my neck locked like you described lordmac. It's easily among one of the worst experiences I’ve experienced.

Rant: I hate it when you meet fat people who look like fatter versions of thinner people you were once acquainted with. I mean people who you haven't met for years. I often have a hard time confirming that they are in fact just lookalikes, instead of acquaintances of mine.

Luckily these occurrences are not many. The times I run into such a person, I just leave it up this person to greet me first instead of me greeting them first. If they are acquainted with me they’ll recognize me; I haven’t changed that much since I was a teen, bodily speaking.

But even if these occurrences are few, you sometimes have to face some rather shitty scenarios. I’m of course speaking of the times when you have to deal with fat cashiers, fat waiters, fat taxi drivers etc. My way of dealing with these fat versions, as described above, is useless in such situations as these, because it’s mandatory for these kinds of people to greet you. How exactly will I know if I’m greeting someone I know? If they do not reveal themselves of course.

--
Me : “Excuse me, do we know each other?”

Fatty: “I don’t think so”

*weird looks* awkward silence follows

Worst case scenario

Me: “Excuse me, do we know each other?”

Acquaintance: “Yes it’s me acquaintance. Why, do you not recognize me Phawnz?”

Me: “Uhm, couldn’t see you behind all that fat. When did you decide to become fat? Wait don’t answer that, let me guess….Hmmm, maybe you’re girlfriend was pregnant and you took this gender equality bit a bit too far. You set out to experience what it felt like to be pregnant, but all you got to experience was of course the feeling of being obese. And when your son was born, and your wife got thinner again, you were stuck alone with that fat belly. And now when your son’s first school year has begun, all the kids in his class are picking on him, because of your obesity. They’ve even made up a kind of sumo dance they perform every morning when your son steps onto the schoolyard.
Did this hit home? “

“….”

“Okay, maybe I got carried away. Probably an experience you can’t relate to anymore.”
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I don’t however have to worry about running into thinner versions of fat people I know because I only know three fat people. One of them is living in Stockholm and the other two are my uncles who I meet frequently and who I know won’t be losing any weight anytime soon. They’ve been fat since the beginning of the 90’s.

[クロエンジェル]

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Phawnz, Uhm, yeahhh....

The shit you come up with sometimes. ;

Anyway, it's been weird around here lately. o.o; Someone claimed I was evil--in all seriousness. Hahaha! Sure, I'm not the nicest of people, but I highly doubt I'm evil. xD Then again, the guy's insane: thinks he deserves five or six wives, doesn't need to follow a country's customs on their soil, treats his girls like they're inferior beings (they cook, he eats; he makes a mess, they clean it up), and is a total domineering asshole of a control freak.

[lordmacintoshii]

Well, weekend wasn't that bad. Hmm.. clowy you could be evil

[クロエンジェル]

I 'could' be, but I'm not.

My weekend was both so tiring and such a blast. Went on a bit of a random road trip to Upstate New York. Our destinations kept changing every few minutes. The only destination that was set in stone was State University of New York Cobleksill, our old college campus. I've missed the countryside and the clear night skies where stargazing could be done without the aid of telescopes. The blanket of stars in the sky was amazing up there without any light pollution getting in the way. We even caught sight of a handful of shooting stars!

Because I brought along my PS3, we barely got any sleep at night because we spent the night gaming. And since we got so little sleep, we were pretty much zombies on the road. xD

[lordmacintoshii]

Sounds fun. I'm so bored and can't figure out anything to do. I don't know how that's even possible for me . I'm heading out: somewhere, anywhere